How not to get a job

Look at how successful he is!

1. Step 1: Apply to Every Job you see online even if you aren't qualified.


When you apply for more jobs, it increases the chances of you actually getting a job.
Someone out there is gonna eventually hire you.

1. Step 2: Dress comfortably during the interview


The more comfortable you are, the better you will perform during the interview.

1. Step 3: Speak Quietly and be Skaky


If the person can't hear you, then he has nothing to judge you on.

1. Step 4: Be Late


Being late shows that you really really really really really don't value their time.