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How not to get a job

Stressed Person

Look at how successful he is!

  1. Step 1: Apply to Every Job you see online even if you aren't qualified.
  2. Applying for Jobs

    When you apply for more jobs, it increases the chances of you actually getting a job.
    Someone out there is gonna eventually hire you.

  1. Step 2: Dress comfortably during the interview
  2. Casual Clothing

    The more comfortable you are, the better you will perform during the interview.

  1. Step 3: Speak Quietly and be Skaky
  2. Introvert

    If the person can't hear you, then he has nothing to judge you on.

  1. Step 4: Be Late
  2. Late to an interview

    Being late shows that you really really really really really don't value their time.