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How to be Unhealthy

Burger

Look at how happy he is!

  1. Step 1: Eat junk food
  2. A pile of junk food

    Junk food is sugary, salty, and greasy. It is also delicious and colorful.

  1. Step 2: Don't exercise
  2. A Woman sleeping on a bike

    Exercising is time consuming and tiring. It depletes you of energy that could be used doing other things that could be more fun.

  1. Step 3: Sleep less
  2. Being Productive at Night

    People spend an average of 7 to 9 hours sleeping everyday. Imagine what you could achieve during those 7 to 9 hours if you were awake. The possibilities are endless.