How not to make friends

Look at how unhappy they are!!!

Step 1: Distance yourself from people

Other people are loud and obnoxious. Therefore, if you are far away from them, they won't think about being friends because they might not even know who you are.

Step 2: Put headphones or earbuds on

If your ears are covered by something, it will signal to others that you don't want to socialize/talk with them.

Step 3: If someone asks a question, say something quick and concise such as a "yes" or a "no".

With a short answer, you can avoid having conversations with others.