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How not to make friends

A Group of Friends

Look at how unhappy they are!!!

  1. Step 1: Distance yourself from people
  2. Someone Distancing Himself from others

    Other people are loud and obnoxious. Therefore, if you are far away from them, they won't think about being friends because they might not even know who you are.

  1. Step 2: Put headphones or earbuds on
  2. A Man Wearing Headphones on the Subway

    If your ears are covered by something, it will signal to others that you don't want to socialize/talk with them.

  1. Step 3: If someone asks a question, say something quick and concise such as a "yes" or a "no".
  2. No

    With a short answer, you can avoid having conversations with others.